Hurr hurr, DERP!

HERP DERP members do not cheat.
HERP DERP members do have fun.
HERP DERP members do not hate on DICE.
HERP DERP members do love BF3.
HERP DERP members do not insult other platoons (a lot).
HERP DERP members do become fans of HERP DERP (DO IT!)
HERP DERP members do not give up.
HERP DERP members do get some.
HERP DERP members do not die, they regroup in Hell