The Big Wangs
Tag: [BigD] Fans: 2 Erstellt: 21.02.2016
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Ladies and other humans, welcome to our legendary team 'The Big Wangs'.

Meet our line-up of legends and their memorable quotes:

- 'InbredFuck' Dudezz :
"Wow! I'm kicking this guy. I swear he has mental issues."
"Oh my god you dumb inbred imbecile"
"I'm going to reset my router"
"My hitreg is really OP right now"
"Meet the banhammer"

- 'MessageGod' Specter:
"What?! I'm sending this guy a message about his connection."
"I fucking hate Brazilians"
"Why the fuck is my hitreg shitty, I've got gucci internet for fuck's sake"
"I love it when you call me big poppa"
"Stop reviving me goddammit"

- 'CanalsGoat' Zindro:
"I'm the best knifer right now..."
"Rat, did you know you're fat? Never mind I take it back."
"Back at it agaaain"

- 'NotFrenchBro' ZeRmi:
"OMG, WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?"
"I'M NOT FUCKING FRENCH DUDE, I'M FRENCH-CANADIAN!"
"What are my teammates doing!?"
"I don't lag man"
"Fucking push teammates"

- 'PoorMe' BattlefieldFrnd:
"WTF is wrong with my connection? I swear nobody goes through the same shit than me."
"I hit you like 30 times man"
"I don't understand why my connection is so bad"
"These teammates don't push up man"


This platoon is for the real BF3 connection whores. We have no skill. Y'all motherfuckers better fear us though, we got huge wangs.


Requirements: To not take this game that seriously and to be willing to play 5v5s. Penis measurement is mandatory, our half-norwegian grandmaster of penis sizes oDudezzz will guide and accompany you through the process.

- Minimum K/D (LOL, wtf is that): -0.2
- Must be a rager or to have raged in the past about ZeRmi's connection.
- To get a tattoo of Specter's face on your forehead.
- LTRT like it's your sole purpose in life
- Shout memorable rage-quotes consistently
- Get creative with your insults


Props to all the OGs who keep this game fun. You know who you are.
 

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