BricksAreHeavy » Koponenn
I need spiritual guidance. I was walking in downtown Espoo, can of ice cold ES in my hand. Just chillin', minding my own business. Suddenly this guy dressed like a priest calls me to follow him into a dark alley. He said his name is "Brother Jebadiah". He shows me some pills and says that if I one of the pills whilst drinking ES, I'll be "higher than Robert Downey Jr on Christmas eve". So I took one of the pills...now it's one week later and I woke up in Northern Sweden naked and next to a moose, with snus all over my face. I think I need a lot of help from Jesus.