How many BF3 weapons have you shot in real life?

You Americans and you're guns,

M16 (Mine was a rattle trap piece of crap but it was probably twenty years older than me.)
M9 (Muh.)
M1911 (Still my favorite hand gun.)
Ma Deuce (Apples to Oranges of course but...better than sex.)
40 mike mike (both the 203 and Mark 19 but never with live rounds. I would imagine the MK 19 would be right up there with the 50 in the better than sex bracket.)
Hog Leg (I was the M 60 gunner from basic till ETS. Barrel chested farm boy, I couldn't run for shit but I could carry heavy things.)
SAW (I was the M 249 instructor for all 5000 US Army cadets way back in 1991.)
G3 (My unit didn't have this weapon but I've fired it quite a few times. If I could only take one weapon into battle this would me my choice.)

Civilian Versions only

870 (Own one now.)
M98
M40 (Remington 700, used to own one.)
M82 (Custom built by a friend. Amazing rifle.)
SKS
MP45
44Mag (Owned one.)
Glock (All of them.)

Does BOXCUTTER count

AK-74m
clock(dont remember the number)