Attention!

Welcome player to Swednecs group. HOOAH!
It will be a pleasure to have you by my side player.
Pick up your keyboard and stand up, behind that computer you will make your final stand.

Now say after me....

"This is my computer. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My computer is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.

My computer, without me, is useless. Without my computer, I am useless. I must be my computer true. I must fight harder than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must kill him before he kills me. I will...

My computer and myself know that what counts in this world is not the rounds we fire, the noise from our warrior shouts, nor the fire we make. We know that it is the kills that count. We will kill...

My computer is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its keyboard and its mouse.
I will ever guard it against the ravages of weather and damage as I will even guard my legs, my arms, my eyes and my heart against damage.

I will keep my computer clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will...

Before God, I swear this creed. My computer and myself are the defenders of my group. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life. So be it, until victory is ours and there is no enemy, but peace!"

Make me proud.

Have No Fear, Team Swednecs Are Here!
Out ...