DO YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO JOIN THE SUPER TEAMWORK ASSHOLE BROTHERHOOD?!????!?!??!!!?!?!?!??!??!??

REQUIREMENTS FOR MEMBERSHIP:
1- HAVE NEVER USED AN IRNV SCOPE
2- BE ABLE TO EAT 12X SCOPES AND POOP AMMO BOXES
3- HAVE EXPERIENCE DRIVING THE LAV ON ALL TERRAINS (EARTH, WATER AND
SPACE)
4- ALWAYS BLAME THE MOBILE AA FOR HELICOPTER CRASHES
6- GIVE GREAT BLOWJOBS (THERE WILL BE TESTS)
7- HAVE ACTUAL REAL LIFE EXPERIENCE FIGHTING DINOSAURS
8- ABLE TO BROFIST ON DEMAND
9- ABILITY TO MERCILESSLY HUNT DOWN RECON PLAYERS
10- AND MORTAR GUYS
11- ABLE TO REVIVE DRIFTY ( YOUR ONLY PURPOSE ON THE TEAM)
13- MAINTAIN A CALM AND COLLECTED MANNER WHEN KILLED CONTINUALLY
WITH A USAS
14- EXPERIENCED IN VENOM REPAIR DUTIES
15- KNOWLEDGE OF OPTIMAL C4 PLACEMENT ON FRIENDLY VEHICLES
16- FUCK YOU METRO 64 PLAYER IS A GREAT MAP
17- WHY ARE SO MANY PEOPLE SO TERRIBLE WITH THE AMTRAC, SERIOUSLY IT'S
LITERALLY MADE TO GET SHOT WITH ROCKETS
18- GIVE GREAT BROJOBS (THERE WILL BE TESTS)
19- TEAMWORK MUST BE IN YOUR HEART AND SOUL, IT MUST SPEW FROM YOUR
EVERY ORIFICE WHEN BASKING IN THE GLORY OF VICTORY
12- I MISSED IT EARLIER I DON'T GIVE A FUCK
13- C4 ALL DAY ERRY DAY

CLAN RULES:
1- BLAME YOUR TEAM FOR EVERYTHING
2- IT IS NEVER YOUR FAULT
3- 12X SCOPE IS STRICLTY BANNED, NO EXCEPTIONS
4- USE OF THE CLAYMORE RESULTS IN A PERMABAN
5- AND ALSO WE'LL SAY MEAN THINGS BEHIND YOUR BACK
6- SCORING HIGHER THAN DRIFTY IS A PERMABAN
7- RACISM IS PUNISHABLE WITH A THUMBS UP
8- ALSO THERE ARE SOME OTHER RULES I WON'T WRITE DOWN
9- ROCK AND ROLL ALL NIGHT AND C4 EVERY DAY
14- M230. NO.
15- EVERYONE IS A LEADER BECAUSE

REMEMBER WHEN YOU JOIN DRIFTY'S SQUAD YOU ARE TAKING UP THE 3 PLACES OTHERWISE RESERVED FOR HIS PENIS AND 2 BALLS AND THAT IT IS AN HONOUR AND PRIVILEGE TO BE SERVING BESIDE SUCH FINE VERY UPSTANDING GENITALS.


IMPORTANT CLAN MATCH RULES-
THE FOLLOWING WEAPONS ARE ALLOWED IN CLAN MATCHES:
- C4

THE FOLLOWING WEAPONS ARE NOT ALLOWED IN CLAN MATCHES:
- NOT C4