#1 MLG Team Impossible
Tag: [MeDz] Web: Official website Fans: 5 Created: 2012-10-31
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Platoon Presentation

G'day all. I have created this platoon primarily so that other Australian/New Zealand Platoons can dodge and not play scrims together. These dodges happen any day of the week, weekends mostly. The intention behind making this platoon was for 12v12 or 8v8 CQ dodges however this platoon can also be used to dodge 4v4 sqd rush matches. The current teams of known dodgers are:

Points - Clan / Contact - Win / Loss
9001 - L3G4CY / Shotgun - 9/0 luls EZ
9000 - ve-nodix / NZhoneyBADger 9/0 2EZ
5 - FarkEverythingAndRun / Thuperstah - 0/0
3 - NZDodgers / StigHunter - 0/0
2 - IMBA / noskills - 0/0
1 - GobbleSomeDeek / whocares - 0/0
1 - YOLO / homos - 0/0
1 - CORP/ Dirty Ginga - 0/0
1 - DPU/ DEEP PENETRATION UNIT
6.08x10^23 - Crash First/ He is a Khunt
Special guest dodger - http://battlelog.battlefield.com/bf3/user/ninja_asasin_91/ dodged a 1v1 vs cleggles after talking shit LOOOOOL gtfo

This is however NOT A TOURNAMENT, as games are NEVER played. This is only for dodging offers of scrims.

We now have a dodging points table to get things moving along and to get Clans actively dodging scrims, points system explained after these important RULES>>>

1. No team is allowed to join a game, all matches should be avoided, no time or date should ever be set up.

2. No rage quitting... You shouldnt even be in the game for gods sake.

3. If your teasm has not showed up to play the game within the duration of the time, then consider entry into the ANZ dodge platoon approved.

4. If your team has decided to bail out or if your team does not have enough players, then it should NEVER be informed to the other team within any time frame whatsoever. A rematch can POSSIBLY be avoided.

5. try and lag the servers if you have players from international regions.

6. BOTH TEAMS CAN MAKE THEIR OWN CONDITIONS AND TERMS THEY WILL NEVER BE PLAYING ANYWAY SO THERE IS NO POINT IN MAKING THESE RULES.

7. No ring-ins allowed. Basically all this means is if you dont have the players top play just say you cant play

8. Stingers/Iglas are totally allowed, especially on Kharg Island against inferior opponents.

9. When on Metro, if by some un-godly act the round somehow starts, both teams meet at B and have a minute silence to pay homage to Leon Midas "The Metro Whore" and his closet ways, coz god knows he needs it if he ever plays any map outside metro. Also be sure to delete all comments on wall p[osts because youre a bitch ass niqqa.

Breaking of the above rules will result in your team granted permanent entry into this platoon.

Points system:
1 point per scrim dodged per day per platoon. Bonus points if you out-dodge platoons above you.

Example- FEAR dodge LGc and MAD in the same day, they get 2 points for that day. The next day they dodge Corp+MAD+Lgc in the same day, that is 3 points that day.

Conditions: Rounds must never ever start, ever

NOTE- Clans that
1) Dont talk trash
2) Are not listed as competitive
3) Do not have badmins
are granted immunity from this clan


I did not make a mistake, everything went according to plan.

LEON IS A SHITKENT

Peace from "The Planetside 2 Whore"

PS- Feel free to edit as you see fit (K Cuz)
 

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