The three word story.

Basically what we do is make a story by using only 3 words every post.

The story can be taken in any direction just keep it within the forum rules.

I'll start this:

I woke up,

then I died

I transformed into

a chocolate fairy

and flew into

a steampunk danceoff

(i cheated)

where I experienced

(its ok, it looks like three. Try keep it to three though :P)

a really weird

wingboner. (MLP anyone?)

Suddenly i pissed

in your face

and then i

got a shotgun

and some ammo

and crammed them

into your brothers'

macaroni and cheeses

but then he

stuck his toe

in my soup