Basuroy
Enlisted:
2011-11-10
2012-02-29 16:53 , edited 2012-02-29 16:54 by Basuroy
kakillac82 said:
basuroy said:
a guy plants c4 on the tung(a teammate is driving it) in a rush match hoping it will get destroyed by an enemy smaw. i destroy the c4 ( didnt destroy tung since friendly explosive ) and then proceed to roadkill him with the vodnik(by jumping out at the last moment giving him a badluck death). he again repeats the c4 thing and this time gets lucky . i however manage to reach the tung before him and send him a thank you message .
a week back a frogtfoot pilot was raping our team and destroyin the a-10 on the runway evry single time. he already had 25 kills when i finally manage to take off and after a prolonged battle make him crash. then i proceed to spawn rape him destroying him 5 times on the runway. he sends me a msg saying " spwan camping faggot". next round i again make him my nemesis by destroyin the a-10 evry single time on take off. i dnt do this but this guy deserved it .
join kharg CQ to fly the viper but spawn in as gunner. pilot climbs to top of the map and starts heatseekering the jets. i really get pissed off so i commit suicide get in my jet and ram him killing us both.
I was right you are jerkoff
awww u still mad ?
@alistair
lol
didd you know jumping from damavand cliff triggers auto parachute .
bopper2010
Enlisted:
2011-10-27
2012-02-29 16:55
I destroy friendly Claymores all the time because only fags and campers use them to protect their camping asses.
Aphex_Tim
Enlisted:
2011-10-28
2012-02-29 16:56
The douchiest thing i've ever done was blowing up an enemy scout chopper before it had the chance to take off.
I always swore to myself i'd never do that since i absolutely hate it when it happens to me, but for some reason i did it anyway.
I had to take a 2 hour shower after that and chastise my body twice everyday for a week.
vvv_E_vvv
Enlisted:
2012-01-06
2012-02-29 18:05
Waited at the spawn screen for one of my random teammates in the attack chopper to get out and start repairing. Spawned on him and took the gunner seat.
Roach0911
Enlisted:
2011-10-27
2012-02-29 18:11
Was playing BC2 as a copter gunner. We had a full copter and I launched a rocket "accidently" at a gas tanker. Luckily, the copter was right next to it as it exploded and got team kill for everyone on board. It wasn't even hardcore mode. I felt so bad. Got cussed out and kicked out.
T-420-M
Enlisted: 2011-10-25
2012-02-29 18:12
Team mate c4 the American helio on wake island waiting for one of our guys to grab it I shot the c4 with a sniper rifle killed him and the helio. He was just out to troll so I trolled him the whole game.
Yup. .....
CorneliusSoctifo
Enlisted:
2011-10-29
2012-02-29 18:14
i landed a venom on top of a havoc and jumped out, the havoc tried to take off and couldnt, so i PKPed them in the face
Cornelius has retired from protips.
You idiots never seemed to use them and players are becoming more and more garbage by the hour, why waste my time on the lot of you.
SplitCranium91
Enlisted:
2011-11-30
2012-02-29 18:19
Rotated an f-35 on gulf of oman to face our venom(which was full) before the match started and rammed it into the wall destroying both vehicles and about half of our team. I wanted that Venom....
Corevavilon8
Enlisted:
2012-01-17
2012-02-29 18:27
Got 3 knife takedowns in a game of Tehran. Only to realise I did them all on the same dude. I'm sorry engie with the green clothes. :'/
Sometimes i sit there wrapped up in my blanket and stare at the amount of books i read :3 Then I go back to BF3 ^_^ --- Massive fan of quad bikes :3
jamiemad1
Enlisted:
2012-01-17
2012-02-29 18:28
I started following the bf3 blog
Dr_Fundungus
Enlisted:
2012-01-01
2012-02-29 18:30
In Metro, I was waiting in a corner of a building for an unsuspecting enemy to run by so I could get an easy knife kill. My friend saw me and I told him what I was doing, so he offered to be live bait. He ran down the stairs of the building, shot up a wall near an enemy and then high-tailed it back up the stairs. The guy followed him and I lunged out and got the easy knife kill.
Biggest waste of 30 secs, IMO.
My bongos have been burgled :{
vaporizer_7
Enlisted:
2011-10-28
2012-02-29 18:37
well there was this 1 time in OP metro in conquest, i was on the team which had B and was camping the stairs all covered up keeping the other team from coming in. then 1 guy tried climbing him the stairs and i killed him and another guy revived him. i killed him again and the medics in his team revived him again. this went on for about 7 or 8 times and i felt kinda bad for him... not sure though if i was being the douche or the medics in the other team
Deviancy
Enlisted: 2011-10-25
2012-02-29 18:44
I don't consider it an asshole thing to do, but once on Oman playing Hardcore CQ, I had 6 teammates sitting on top of the construction building sniping. So I joined one of their squads, and spawned on their beacon parachuting down onto the building. Then proceeded to walk to the 3 seperate groups, toss C4 down next to them, and then detonated it. 6 team kills and an immediate kick. Since I was about to leave anyways, the kick didn't matter.
k_RoII
Enlisted: 2011-10-26
2012-02-29 18:47 , edited 2012-02-29 18:50 by k_RoII
Crawled past enemy claymores to arm an MCOM... only after i set my own claymores, mimicking theirs. MUAHAHAHA
BOOM!
+100 enemy killed
+100 enemy killed
+500 destroyed MCOM
DCWarHound
Enlisted:
2011-11-17
2012-02-29 18:50 , edited 2012-02-29 18:50 by DCWarHound
Shooting down a jet with heat seekers while in a jet,it's really looked down upon here.
Cpu:Intel i7 - 2600K GPU:Inno3d 680GTX 4GB Ram:8GB Corsair - Don't be a noob,check the BF3 weapon stats at http://symthic.com/ before commenting on weapon balance.
AsianSpy256
Enlisted:
2012-01-16
2012-02-29 18:52
a friendly is on a jeep with me so i drive to the outof bounds long enough so he get outs, then i drive back into the game leaving him to run all the way back. its usually when they wait for the attack heli. teehee.
I got your back if you got my back.
dan783
Enlisted:
2011-10-26
2012-02-29 18:53
When I started using C4 again for the first time in forever in this game (TDM, Seine Crossing), I set up 6 C4 all over the end of the tunnel and slightly outside of it expecting to maybe get someone rushing through (got 3 before this). I proceed to wait by the back out of sight, but still able to see, the enemy toss a grenade in the tunnel and I forgot the entire if your explosives go off, they kill teammates thing, so that guy got 4 with one grenade -_- (again, should have blown the C4 before the grenade went off).
Actually trying, when I went for 100 kills with the M26 MASS, I sat in the doorway in one of the buildings in operation metro (TDM), just aiming it and headshooting people as they came through the doorway, ended up with a 14 kill streak before someone finally got smart and RPG'ed me from below (not a single teammate in the building, they had ample time to flank me).
UNCL3_R1C0
Enlisted:
2011-10-31
2012-02-29 19:22
EZ_Champ said:
I told my wife i loved her after i had been to my girlfriends all night.
Yes, I'm better than you.
thefnpope
Enlisted:
2011-10-25
2012-02-29 19:25
Well in game......while I'm camping in the stationary AA guns if I run out of enemy vehicles to shoot down I start shooting my team mates jets down.
Tell me again how watch n lesbo cartoon horses make you cool........
