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Best "Hate mail" you received?

crazy_3000gt
Enlisted: 2012-04-10
2013-03-21 00:10
What's the best message you received? I constantly get the classic "Fag" or "Bitch" message

I think the best I ever had was someone messaging me how he was going to do my mom everytime I killed him.
ahzz420
Enlisted: 2012-08-02
2013-03-21 00:14
My buddy joined the game I was in on the enemy team and there was a gt similar to his I killed this guy and bagged I misread the name. He sent me all sorts of rage mail for like 15 mins I blocked him. honest mistake on my part

I know... I know.. cool story bro...
TIMBERFACE
IE Enlisted: 2012-06-06
2013-03-21 00:20
I raped a guy bad in the chopper once and he sent me 'Fat Cunt'.........
lol'd hard at it for some reason.
Arctic_Breaker
US Enlisted: 2011-10-29
2013-03-21 00:22
http://i.imgur.com/FWtsX.jpg [i.imgur.com]
http://i.imgur.com/N0w0q.jpg [i.imgur.com]
You wouldn't steal a handbag. You wouldn't steal a car. You wouldn't steal a baby. You wouldn't shoot a policeman. And then steal his helmet. You wouldn't go to the toilet in his helmet. And then send it to the policeman's grieving widow. And then steal it again!
JonneeZ
AU Enlisted: 2011-10-27
2013-03-21 00:22
I feel so flattered whenever I receive 'nice hax u got there' ragemails.
I am anespeptic, pharismotic, even compunctuous to have caused you such pericombobulation.
LittleWoona
CA Enlisted: 2012-03-28
2013-03-21 00:22
I'd get banned if I posted it
Yes, I like a show with colourful marshmallow ponies. Deal with it.
Snipur123
CX Enlisted: 2012-01-08
2013-03-21 00:23
get a life....

I get so offended that I.....Do nothing
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tomwithteeth
AU Enlisted: 2011-11-13
2013-03-21 00:24
crazy_3000gt said:
I think the best I ever had was someone messaging me how he was going to do my mom everytime I killed him.


Your Dad plays BF3 too?
417K Join us on Xbox 360 or XBox One - NZ or Aussie only. Middle age blokes who aren't very good but play as a squad, enjoy the game a lot of laughs. Don't bother if you're easily offended
crazy_3000gt
Enlisted: 2012-04-10
2013-03-21 00:29
Actually he does lol but he is always on my team lol
ragnar-LBK
AU Enlisted: 2011-10-27
2013-03-21 00:31
getting called a peace of shit
Agentpink814
US Enlisted: 2012-04-03
2013-03-22 06:24
best one was when a guy claimed he was going to report me to XBL for 'cheating' because it wasn't 'fair that we were picking on low levels like him'...
MommyFrowny
US Enlisted: 2011-10-26
2013-03-22 06:57
I never get real fan mail :( My buddy saw a Col 100 switching teams in AS and he kept moving him back. The guy then said "I wanted the hornet" and tried to deny switching teams.

Only one I can remember getting (wasn't much of a flame) was a guy kicked for stealing vehicles and I was told to keep my admins under control. Told him he's lucky one of them wasn't in his usual ban-happy mode and to calm down because I didn't know who was right and it was only a kick, nothing to fret over. Then he said he'd tell people to avoid my server. So I'd expect 3 less people over someone butthurt over a kick... was amusing.

Sometimes when I explain to people why I kicked/banned them (C4 on CQ or beam scanning in AS usually) they are reasonable adults and understand. 9 times out of 10 I'll unban those people and move along. If you're calm and reasonable I have no issues explaining my views/rationale and undoing the ban and and I'll even invite you back. Flame me and I'll just laugh at you. I have nothing to gain by being a jerk and I will yell at my admins for being morons if needed.
RudeAwakeningEh
CA Enlisted: 2011-11-16
2013-03-22 07:10
"oh the tryhard still lost"

Because I joined the game that was half finished, and owned their entire squad single handedly and ended up with best spread in the entire lobby. Obvious butt hurt guy was butthurt.
famas-the-dog
GB Enlisted: 2011-10-28
2013-03-22 07:16
"Hack cheating bastard"

My reply

"No, your shit"
Wars are won in the mind! Believe you can win and the victories will follow, let the fear of defeat grow and all you see is sorrow!!!
R3DRAW
US Enlisted: 2011-10-31
2013-03-22 07:31
Somebody told me they were going to kill me... Find where I live an kill me


Because I caught him boosting and he kept kicking me when I knifed him
Peck!
Creyes2921
Enlisted: 2012-01-10
2013-03-22 07:42 , edited 2013-03-22 07:44 by Creyes2921
Quoting word for word.

"You are such a faggot, play the game right you faggot, you suck nobody loves you you are a dumb faggot that loves to swallow cock, I hope you die, if you can't play the game right you should just break it in half. Why don't you learn to play the game, you adopted ass bitch."

What I did....well are team was getting dominated by this god jet pilot who would down are jets/helicopters. Leading to the fact that land vehicles would dominate....so since nobody dared to use the je/helicopter, I would get on the jet, jump out and try to land on top, or near these tank whores plant C4 and run, or on a helicopter, plant C4, land it near a tank, and blow it up...

Thanks to my efforts/ trolling I managed to keep tanks at bay...leading are team to not fear the tanks and win the game... I pissed off this leet tank whore I guess with my unorthodox methods.

My reply which is the same with all hate mail is.....Umad.
Boonpoodle
US Enlisted: 2011-10-28
2013-03-22 08:05
someone about 12 years old sending me a message "you're a pussy, clap, clap, clap clap clap, you're a pussy, clap, clap, clap clap clap." that good ol' chant if you know what i mean.
ecfcno7
GB Enlisted: 2013-01-01
2013-03-22 08:22
A colonel 100 sent me a message saying " You're a sweaty basterd" because I took his tags!
Nothing is true, Everything is permited
VindicareSniper
GB Enlisted: 2012-01-23
2013-03-22 08:24
I got two messages from the same guy after playing two rounds of Karkand where I roflstomped the enemy team in the LAV/BTR both times.
The first one I got was

'i hope your burning at hell you f*cking p*ssy where is the f*cking fun with that op tank you b*stard'

Of course the only reply is <3
Then after the second game where I killed him several times as he tried to C4 me

'is it possible that british people dont have balls. in 10 lobbys are 10 british son of b*tches that plays lika freaking p*ssy tank b*tches like you camper just unnormal''

Which was interesting as I was rushing between every objective on Oman and was not exactly camping.
Deic fix teh gaempl0x teh netcode is why i dye so much
alexlulz
AU Enlisted: 2011-11-15
2013-03-22 08:31
AgentPink412 said:
best one was when a guy claimed he was going to report me to XBL for 'cheating' because it wasn't 'fair that we were picking on low levels like him'...


Best!
 
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