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I am Brony hunter

ReallyBadSupport
US Enlisted: 2011-10-29
2012-06-11 05:28 , edited 2012-06-11 05:57 by ReallyBadSupport
Every brony that walks this earth. Every man, who covets the evil of the pony. Every man, Who keeps a picture of fluttershy as their background. Every man, Who applies rainbow decals to their car. Who floods the boards of 4chan. Who defiles our memes. Who brings ruin and corruption to the face of our world.
Our mission is to hunt you. To crush you. To ruin you.
We shall tear at the integrity of your legions, and revel in the dying agony of your evil. We shall bring disillusion to your corrupt acclaim, and laugh in the face of your idle threats.
Your evil does not trepidate us. Your evil does not repel us.
We shall destroy and obliterate until you are nothing but a neon stain on the face of the internet.
And when the last brony is cornered, and cannot call for the assistance of its corrupt armies, When they are trapped, and are unable to brandish the blade of evil, we shall remember. Remember all the delusion you have wrought. Remember the corrupted memes. Remember the defilation of everything you have ever touched,
and we will have no mercy.



Fact!:bronies are furfags

being a brony means you're gay

All bronys have Assburger's Syndrome and ADHD

the truth about bronies: They will never be socially accepted, they will always be unemployed, they will always live with their parents, and most of all, the closest thing they will get to a woman is a Rainbow Dash doll. - The sad thing about these comments is that they are all true.

It's hard to say what exactly the brony menace is. Are they a bunch of furfags or hipster fags? Both. My Little Pony is a show about neon girly animals, this gives the furfag community a boner. Now as for why hipsters love this show it's clearly obvious. Hipsters hate what adults like, however, adults do not fully understand this brony thing and they don't understand why grown males would watch a show for little girls. Thus making My Little Pony perfect hipster bait for every possible hipster reason.
Despite obviously being a bunch of closet furfags, bronies claim they are not furries and will go to great lengths to prove their point. Ironically, even though bronies claim to love and tolerate all the faces of the Internet, they constantly denounce and cast-out furries from any of their boards/discussions.

http://www.mylittleponyfriendshipismagic.com/ [mylittleponyfriendshipismagic.com]

To any one who dont know what MPL is:

My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic is a big gay pink clusterfuck of a television show directed at little girls with the attention span of a dog with an arse full of crack. The show is also surrounded by various plastic crap in the shape of grinning flowery ponies, hand carved by the finest diseased Chinese orphans HASBRO can enslave. It was your average bullshit children's show until it gained an unnaturally large following of fat greasy basement dwellers all desperate to gain some semblance of their childhood by desperately obsessing over a children's show about magical faggot ponies. Self-labeled as the dreaded Brony, these mongoloid fucktards have created billions of unfunny image macros and a few half-arsed forced memes, vomiting it over every inch of the interbutts whilst they masturbate furiously to a small plastic figurine of Pinkie Pie.
In the probable event that I had fun at your expense, feel free to express your dissatisfaction in the form of a poorly-written comment about my immaturity, sexual orientation, lack of intelligence, or whatever you kids think is clever nowadays
spooderman
UZ Enlisted: 2011-10-30
2012-06-11 05:29
didnt read lol
Rudimentary creatures of blood and flesh. You touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding. There is a realm of existence so far beyond your own. You cannot even imagine it. I am beyond your comprehension. I, am sovereign.
rollkiller
US Enlisted: 2012-01-02
2012-06-11 05:30
dis is a badass
"When I joined the Corps, we didn't have any fancy-schmanzy tanks. We had sticks! Two sticks, and a rock for the whole platoon—and we had to share the rock!" - Sgt Major Avery Johnson
RainbowDash_11
SE Enlisted: 2011-10-25
2012-06-11 05:30
I declare this thread in the name of pony.

http://i740.photobucket.com/albums/xx48/cscboulder11/Ponies/fluttershy3.jpg [i740.photobucket.com]
http://i740.photobucket.com/albums/xx48/cscboulder11/Ponies/rainbow1.jpg [i740.photobucket.com]
http://i740.photobucket.com/albums/xx48/cscboulder11/Ponies/twilight1.jpg [i740.photobucket.com]

Halo + Mechwarrior = Black Ops 2
Waiting for BC3
MBellicus
US Enlisted: 2011-10-27
2012-06-11 05:30
Your jimmies seem rustled.
VLADOF! YOU DON'T NEED TO BE A BETTER SHOT, YOU JUST NEED TO SHOOT MORE BULLETS!
RDrdx
US Enlisted: 2012-04-06
2012-06-11 05:31
RainbowDash_11 said:
I declare this thread in the name of pony.

http://i740.photobucket.com/albums/xx48/cscboulder11/Ponies/fluttershy3.jpg [i740.photobucket.com]
http://i740.photobucket.com/albums/xx48/cscboulder11/Ponies/rainbow1.jpg [i740.photobucket.com]
http://i740.photobucket.com/albums/xx48/cscboulder11/Ponies/twilight1.jpg [i740.photobucket.com]

Halo + Mechwarrior = Black Ops 2
Waiting for BC3


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GrowlmonDrgnbutt
US Enlisted: 2011-11-05
2012-06-11 05:32
All posters below are on fire

Premium Master Race: Where people want to show they're clear superiority over peasants: http://battlelog.battlefield.com/bf3/platoon/2832655391647914846/ [battlelog.battlefield.com]
Battlelog's original Digimon
GreyFlame588
US Enlisted: 2011-10-25
2012-06-11 05:32
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lztairjukM1r3k1m8o1_250.gif [25.media.tumblr.com]
No context needed V^ェ^V
Bfizzle62
US Enlisted: 2012-02-29
2012-06-11 05:33
Troll logic: Makes a thread against bronies

Thread gets invaded and taken over by bronies

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I'm Commander Shepard, and I might be a troll
.44 Magnum God Emperor race
my jimmies =/= rustled
Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, my van has candy, so climb in maybe. Also we'll bang OK?
Synderz123
GB Enlisted: 2012-02-11
2012-06-11 05:34 , edited 2012-06-11 05:35 by Synderz123
Oh my! dash.ponychan.net/chan/files/src/133515670920.png

You'll never find us.
AKU-12 burst fire mode. <3
MBellicus
US Enlisted: 2011-10-27
2012-06-11 05:34
Bfizzle62 said:
Troll logic: Makes a thread against bronies

Thread gets invaded and taken over by bronies

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I'm Commander Shepard, and I might be a troll
.44 Magnum God Emperor race
my jimmies =/= rustled

Happens every time, no matter the board or site.
VLADOF! YOU DON'T NEED TO BE A BETTER SHOT, YOU JUST NEED TO SHOOT MORE BULLETS!
ReallyBadSupport
US Enlisted: 2011-10-29
2012-06-11 05:35
RainbowDash_11 said:
I declare this thread in the name of pony.

http://i740.photobucket.com/albums/xx48/cscboulder11/Ponies/fluttershy3.jpg [i740.photobucket.com]
http://i740.photobucket.com/albums/xx48/cscboulder11/Ponies/rainbow1.jpg [i740.photobucket.com]
http://i740.photobucket.com/albums/xx48/cscboulder11/Ponies/twilight1.jpg [i740.photobucket.com]

Halo + Mechwarrior = Black Ops 2
Waiting for BC3


You have Assburger's Syndrome.
In the probable event that I had fun at your expense, feel free to express your dissatisfaction in the form of a poorly-written comment about my immaturity, sexual orientation, lack of intelligence, or whatever you kids think is clever nowadays
Bfizzle62
US Enlisted: 2012-02-29
2012-06-11 05:37
the904guy said:
RainbowDash_11 said:
I declare this thread in the name of pony.

http://i740.photobucket.com/albums/xx48/cscboulder11/Ponies/fluttershy3.jpg [i740.photobucket.com]
http://i740.photobucket.com/albums/xx48/cscboulder11/Ponies/rainbow1.jpg [i740.photobucket.com]
http://i740.photobucket.com/albums/xx48/cscboulder11/Ponies/twilight1.jpg [i740.photobucket.com]

Halo + Mechwarrior = Black Ops 2
Waiting for BC3
You have Assburger's Syndrome.

you have gaids (gay AIDS) and gaybies (bitten by a gay guy)

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I'm Commander Shepard, and I might be a troll
.44 Magnum God Emperor race
my jimmies =/= rustled
Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, my van has candy, so climb in maybe. Also we'll bang OK?
MBellicus
US Enlisted: 2011-10-27
2012-06-11 05:37
the904guy said:
RainbowDash_11 said:
I declare this thread in the name of pony.

http://i740.photobucket.com/albums/xx48/cscboulder11/Ponies/fluttershy3.jpg [i740.photobucket.com]
http://i740.photobucket.com/albums/xx48/cscboulder11/Ponies/rainbow1.jpg [i740.photobucket.com]
http://i740.photobucket.com/albums/xx48/cscboulder11/Ponies/twilight1.jpg [i740.photobucket.com]

Halo + Mechwarrior = Black Ops 2
Waiting for BC3
You have Assburger's Syndrome.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uz2jbCJXkpA [youtube.com]
VLADOF! YOU DON'T NEED TO BE A BETTER SHOT, YOU JUST NEED TO SHOOT MORE BULLETS!
Stelios-Z-1000
UM Enlisted: 2011-10-26
2012-06-11 05:41
Well. http://www.myfacewhen.net/uploads/868-you-seem-upset.jpg [myfacewhen.net]
This si the place where you put those little words under your thingys right?
oRarityo
US Enlisted: 2011-10-25
2012-06-11 05:42
RainbowDash_11 said:
I declare this thread in the name of pony.

http://i740.photobucket.com/albums/xx48/cscboulder11/Ponies/fluttershy3.jpg [i740.photobucket.com]
http://i740.photobucket.com/albums/xx48/cscboulder11/Ponies/rainbow1.jpg [i740.photobucket.com]
http://i740.photobucket.com/albums/xx48/cscboulder11/Ponies/twilight1.jpg [i740.photobucket.com]

Halo + Mechwarrior = Black Ops 2
Waiting for BC3


here here! the ponies rule all.
"console section hero" - IFlakez
BadM3diC1n3
Enlisted: 2011-12-16
2012-06-11 05:43
I lmao'd so hard and will stand with you in your quest to eliminate all bronies from the face of the internet
RainbowDash_11
SE Enlisted: 2011-10-25
2012-06-11 05:44
Thread needs some Rarity.

http://i740.photobucket.com/albums/xx48/cscboulder11/Ponies/rarity.jpg [i740.photobucket.com]

Halo + Mechwarrior = Black Ops 2
Waiting for BC3
MBellicus
US Enlisted: 2011-10-27
2012-06-11 05:44
BadM3diC1n3 said:
I lmao'd so hard and will stand with you in your quest to eliminate all bronies from the face of the internet

Congrats OP, you have a blueberry who signed on.
VLADOF! YOU DON'T NEED TO BE A BETTER SHOT, YOU JUST NEED TO SHOOT MORE BULLETS!
MacandHam
US Enlisted: 2012-03-06
2012-06-11 05:45
Where do I sign up for this brony hunting!?
 
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