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cum on my girlfriend in BF4?

BrkNcksCashChcks
Enlisted: 2013-09-03
2013-09-06 10:47 , edited 2013-09-06 10:47 by BrkNcksCashChcks
EDIT: stupid auto correct changed come to cum. sry if that offended anyone

ok so me and my girlfriend like to play bf3 but she is better than me and its really embarrassing. what tips do u have for me so that I can be better than her in BF4? u are awesome DICE and EA BF4 looks awesome!!!
TehKingUK
GB Enlisted: 2013-06-17
2013-09-06 10:48
Sit there naked to distract her.
Bilbo_bobbins
GB Enlisted: 2011-10-29
2013-09-06 10:49 , edited 2013-09-06 10:50 by Bilbo_bobbins
ha ha classic. Nice one OP.
darkassasin432
AE Enlisted: 2012-10-12
2013-09-06 10:49 , edited 2013-09-06 12:18 by darkassasin432
*Bostenceltic alert
BrkNcksCashChcks
Enlisted: 2013-09-03
2013-09-06 10:52
xEmergedx said:
Sit there naked to distract her.

dude not cool I am NOT a sex object. besides I want to be better at the game without having trick her or something
asphantix
DE Enlisted: 2011-10-26
2013-09-06 10:52
do girls stuff to annoy her
manknownasbert3
GB Enlisted: 2013-06-11
2013-09-06 10:55
Poke her eyes out and break her fingers.
M1573R3X3
US Enlisted: 2011-11-05
2013-09-06 10:55
The reason she is beating you is because you are so distracting thinking of all the things you would rather be doing. Other than playing a game with her. Tell her to lay off the perfume and the lip gloss and wear loose fitting clothes and you will be pwning her in no time.
asphantix
DE Enlisted: 2011-10-26
2013-09-06 10:57
M1573R3X3 said:
The reason she is beating you is because you are so distracting thinking of all the things you would rather be doing. Other than playing a game with her. Tell her to lay off the perfume and the lip gloss and wear loose fitting clothes and you will be pwning her in no time.


lip gloss? are you stuck in the 90's?
TehKingUK
GB Enlisted: 2013-06-17
2013-09-06 10:57
BrkNcksCashChcks said:
xEmergedx said:
Sit there naked to distract her.
dude not cool I am NOT a sex object. besides I want to be better at the game without having trick her or something



Being naked doesn't mean you have to have sex. Lol.
BrkNcksCashChcks
Enlisted: 2013-09-03
2013-09-06 10:58
xEmergedx said:
BrkNcksCashChcks said:
xEmergedx said:
Sit there naked to distract her.
dude not cool I am NOT a sex object. besides I want to be better at the game without having trick her or something
Being naked doesn't mean you have to have sex. Lol.

tired of this sexism from guys like u. I might be a guy but it doesn't mean im a sexist!!!!!!!!!!
M1573R3X3
US Enlisted: 2011-11-05
2013-09-06 11:05
asphantix said:
M1573R3X3 said:
The reason she is beating you is because you are so distracting thinking of all the things you would rather be doing. Other than playing a game with her. Tell her to lay off the perfume and the lip gloss and wear loose fitting clothes and you will be pwning her in no time.
lip gloss? are you stuck in the 90's?


I don't know, am I?

You got long hair like a girl.

Are you stuck in the 60's?
ll_-GECKO-_ll
NL Enlisted: 2011-12-04
2013-09-06 11:11
darkassasin432 said:
*Bostenceltic alert


This.
Collaredraptor54
AU Enlisted: 2012-01-16
2013-09-06 11:13
Watch levelcap gaming, he gives some good advice on how to improve your battlefield skills.
Heres a link to this channel
http://www.youtube.com/user/LevelCapGaming [youtube.com]
thewookie
US Enlisted: 2011-10-24
2013-09-06 11:25
How did auto correct turn:

How do I get better then my girlfriend at BF4?

to

cum on my girlfriend in BF4
BrkNcksCashChcks
Enlisted: 2013-09-03
2013-09-06 11:32
Collaredraptor54 said:
Watch levelcap gaming, he gives some good advice on how to improve your battlefield skills.
Heres a link to this channel
http://www.youtube.com/user/LevelCapGaming [youtube.com]

he sux
Collaredraptor54
AU Enlisted: 2012-01-16
2013-09-06 11:33
BrkNcksCashChcks said:
he sux

then go play the game naked
BrkNcksCashChcks
Enlisted: 2013-09-03
2013-09-06 11:34
Collaredraptor54 said:
BrkNcksCashChcks said:
he sux
then go play the game naked

no I am not a sex object!!!!!!!!! i deserve to be resepcted!!!!!
TehKingUK
GB Enlisted: 2013-06-17
2013-09-06 11:34
BrkNcksCashChcks said:
Collaredraptor54 said:
BrkNcksCashChcks said:
he sux
then go play the game naked
no I am not a sex object!!!!!!!!! i deserve to be resepcted!!!!!



Are you sure you even have a girlfriend?
BrkNcksCashChcks
Enlisted: 2013-09-03
2013-09-06 11:36
xEmergedx said:
BrkNcksCashChcks said:
Collaredraptor54 said:
BrkNcksCashChcks said:
he sux
then go play the game naked
no I am not a sex object!!!!!!!!! i deserve to be resepcted!!!!!
Are you sure you even have a girlfriend?

yes!!!!!!!!!!
 
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