For Pro's only.... you MUST HAVE

- 3k+ SPM
- 10+ KDR
- 50% or better accuracy
- Over 2000 hours played

- Complain every time you die about hackers and lag

- Hate people who use explosives in a non-explosive server and blame it on asians (gold)( FUCKING CHINESES!)

- Just have a bad attitude and be absolutely no fun to play with.

- Jerk off to your stats every night before you go to bed (2x preferred)

- Forgo personal hygiene, daily tasks, ignore your family, your job and most importantly... getting laid.

- Need to have made at least 1 lesser Battlefield player cry for not being as skilled as you are in this game, life, or any activity with a level of skill that is measurable. (must provide physical evidence of the QQ)

- And the MOST IMPORTANT RULE.... MAKE SURE TO REMEMBER GUYS THAT YOUR STATS MATTER WHEN YOU STEP OUT THAT DOOR INTO THE REAL WORLD AND MAKE SURE TO LET EVERYONE KNOW, EVEN RANDOM STRANGERS... THAT YOU'RE THE SHIT IN BATTLEFIELD AND THAT YOU HAVE A BUNCH OF GROUPIES THAT ARE PROBABLY (DEFINITELY) EXTREMELY SEXY FEMALES!


NO HACKERS!