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The benchwarmers - once a myth and now reality, made by 2 of the best at it. We've dedicated ourselves to warm
the bench for every team that was willing to allow us into their clan.

Now we have started our own organisation because European people don't like to share money with other people...Deal with it.

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But do not be fooled by our stats - We are Pros at what we do.

Best games so far by:
Noobshoooter: 111-0 without even joining the game.

Kulan: 112-0 without joining a game either.
^Be jelly and mad.

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Also known as the Psychological warriors. A team is bound to lose if we don't support them by doing many simple but game-changing things.

Accomplishments:

-1st on BenchwarmNation for 6 Seasons straight.

Wins: 100+ Loses: 0

2012-2013 United Kingdom -> Oh, Good Day to you Bench, old chap. Tea?
2012-2013 USA -> Take a seat on the bench, bro.
2011-2013 Russia -> Я шлюха aka Benchwarming makes my life complete.
2011-2013 Asia -> खंडपीठ आमच्या ठिकाण आहे aka Bench is our place.
2005-2013 Australia-> G'day, Bench.
2012-2013 Germany: Wir sind wirklich schlecht.-> We are really bad.
2012-2013 Belgium: Sup Bench ,how ya been broski?


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We are hated, feared, and envied by all the other supposed "top" clans. Haters and Whiners make us famous.

Many times we have been accused of hacking.

Stated but never proven hacks:

-Brainwashing the enemy team;
-Staring in their eyes for more than one minute;
-Use of Benchbot, God of the Bench mode and amazingly even Benchwallhacks.
-Lagswitch that made us invincible.

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It is sad to see that people can't accept that we are clearly the best. Don't even try, because failing is the only option for you.

With over 60 trophies and a total winning of over 1 million pounds and euros, it is clear that nobody can touch us.

Games we play(ed) competitively:
-CoD (Got boring because only 8-12 year olds where competing).
-MoH (Died because we ruined all fun for the other opponents).
-Battlefield Franchise [on going]
-Starcraft Franchise (they just handed us our prize in advance.)

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"Don't hate us because we beat you, respect us because we teach you."

"A Benchwarmer is for life, not just for Christmas"

"Is it a Bird?, is it a Plane?, no - It's a Benchwarmer (here to save the day)"

"A man's courage is not determined by how many opponents he faces, but by how many benches he has warmed"

"A day without our great and honourable ruler and leader is like a millennium without bacon or fried chicken."

"The power of a rather inskilful person that fully knows his capabilities is stronger than a fully capable man without this knowledge."

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  • AnnexAttainment a écrit sur le mur de la section B4L :
    As of now, I decide to call this platoon inactive. Both the leaders finally earned their places in society. One became a hard working man that shows dedication to become better at the course he participates in. The other, well, he still lives in the basement. But because of slight health problems such as obesity and low esteem problems. It is best he is not the leader of this wonderful and overpowered platoon anymore. We will participate again when we feel like crushing other, slightly bad, benchwarmers and do what we do best, humiliate them. I would like to thank all sponsors for their believe and co-orperation in our clan/platoon, your help was much appreciated, just as your money. Our beloved sponsors: McDonald's, Sub Way, KFC, www.fatferlife.com and, how could we almost forget, the king of kings: Burger King. To all the haters: We'll be back, but for now you can have your prizes. We'll give you that pleasure. To Kulan, it were amazing bechwarmtimes with you mate. ^^ <3
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    Kulan_G100 GL 'errbody
    il y a 6 ans
    AnnexAttainment Beware, the great Kulan has arrived. :D
    il y a 6 ans
  • AnnexAttainment a écrit sur le mur de la section B4L :
    DICE reported: there is no way to stop the unstoppable power of our benchwarm skills.Minions across the BF3 universe: kneel and honour your king,ruler and father.Once you have done that go make me a sandwich like the b*tch you are."Don't hate me because I beat you,respect me because I teach you." "A day without our great ruler,is like a millennium without bacon and fried chicken."-Noob the Noob.
    Kulan_G100 Well said. Many will do well to abide with our greatness.
    il y a 6 ans
  • AnnexAttainment a créé une section nommée Benchwarmers For Life.