Welcome to 'Cats in Tea Strainers' this platoon is merely for shits and giggles as you may have guessed due to the name.

And this random platoon came to be when me and reeceyb1234 (co-founder) were talking about (C3NS0R3D) music and i came to the conclusion that a song I heard whilst driving my Pontiac GTO with its hydraulics up on Midnight Club LA sounded like a cat being castrated through a tea strainer and the end result was two guys pissing theirselves laughing and everyone who could hear us on the mic thinking we were retarded. But fuck the retardationalisedismishedinged people for we (and my fellow Cats through tea strainerists) will REVOLUTIONIZE the world of random shit! Maye one day I and Reeceyb, will be kings of the CITS empire with its awesome merch (coming soon) and many spaghettified cats.
But anyway, to any and all JOIN THE CATS-IN-TEA-STRAINERS REVOLUTION!!!

And now as is typical with this kind of (C3NS0R3D) here is a word from out sponsor, Darth Harrington:

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Now for the legal shizzney:

Disclaimer: Please do not attempt to put cats (or any other animals) through any form of tea filtration devices (apart from Derek the goat... he is mean) as it may end it being traced back to us and I don't wanna go to jail, and may harm the animal resulting in a large loss of blood and a spaghettifiedismd like entrails. this may also ultimately kill your cat and worst of all damage your tea strainer... nobody likes a broken or deformed tea filtration device. Thanks You. Small Note: Any and all damge to either youself or any nearby living things whilst near or having been near an INTERGALACTIC PROTON-POWERED ELECTRICAL TENTACLED ADVERTISING DROID is purely and entirely YOUR FAULT, and it will never ever be either ours or Darth Harringtons fault, not in any time or space frame ever. ever. Oh and Golf is DULL and Michael Owen and Sir Davidfoot of Beckhamball have both been shot and eaten. (Verification needed) Yes yes I know what you footy nuts are thinking, and it wasnt the actual Footballers M. Owen and Sir D of B that were shot and eaten, it was 2 of Jeremy Clarksons chickens that he was guarding with a rifle and russian night vision goggles that didnt work very well that he shot when he mistoke them for foxes whilst guarding them during the early hours of the morning. True Story.