Savage Raping Yeti Rules

ComanderMeat
"The Butcher"
Signature Weapon: Knife
Theme Song: "The Touch" by Stan Bush

Schwing1820
"The Travel Agent"
Signature Weapon: C4
Theme Song: "Fly Me To The Moon" by Frank Sinatra

ResoluteSaturn09
"The Dentist"
Signature Weapon: .44 Magnum
Theme Song: "Clint Eastwood" by The Gorillaz

PacifistNinja
"The Cardiologist"
Signature Weapon: Defibrillator
Theme Song: "How To Save A Life" by The Fray

1st Rule: We do not talk about the Yetis.
2nd Rule: We DO NOT talk about the Yetis.
3rd Rule Get in there and get your hands dirty.
4th Rule: Dibs shall be respected. We may be savage, but we are not barbarians.
5th Rule: C4: Commendably * Classy * Combustible * Carnage. Never blow up a man's high explosives without his permission.
6th Rule: No Sniping, Camping, Mortaring, or dicking around in general when it's time to PTFO.
7th Rule: While attacking if you are the only man alive, try to stay that way.
8th Rule: Claymore less. Acceptable use on snipers, campers, and vehicles only.
9th Rule: Regarding Rocketspam, 320spam, 'Nadespam. No.
10th Rule: Snipers and Engineers don't piss off the chopper if you are with your mates. Their vision is based on movement.
11th Rule: Don't give away positions when outflanking an enemy.
12th Rule: NO MASS! Terminate buggers with extreme prejudice.

Weapon List
AS-Val (The Jesus Gun) - "And you will know My name is the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon thee."
MP7 - "Moar ammo plz"

L85 (Truthiness) - "Now you're gettin' it"

PKP (Winning!) - "Murder, Murder, Murder"
M249 SAW - "I came, I saw, I conquered"
QBB (The Cube) - "Don't be a square"

QBZ (The Quiz)

SKS (God Mode) - "You won't like me when I'm angry"

870 (Boomstick) - "This. Is. My. Boomstick!"
870 Slug (Hunting Rifle) - "Pull!"
Saiga (Raid) - "Kills bugs dead"
M1014 Benelli (The Spaghetti Factory) - "Bad day to wear white"
DAO - "Reloading!"
USAS (The Meat Grinder) - "What enemies?"

.44 Magnum (The Headknocker) - "Well do you punk?"
G18 (The S#!& Stick) - Obligatory Rasberry