Get Off My Lawn!
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__________________________ WELCOME TO THE GOML PLATOON PAGE!__________________________

WHAT IS GOML?!?!? Easy..... GET (the $##%) OFF MY LAWN! -- the battle cry of the older guy ...
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WHO? WHAT? Leaders are LongGhostRifle (founder), Lozerpez aka Yatcko and Strange Sofa (original founding members), DSMGB, Hoss and Demonhunter (possee members who keep us all straight). Special shout outs to Exzaber who built and maintains our cool website and GOML Server, and BuckEye who is our match coordinator and seems to be in charge of our Olympics Committee. And then there's Rocky and his Golden Bucket. There's always gotta be one guy who is hot shit. :) We love ya, man.
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WE DON'T REALLY LIKE RULES, SO WE KEEP IT TO THIS:
1. PTFO (Translation: if you would be so kind would you please play the F-ing objective?)
2. Support your squad.
3. Play to win.
4. No AssHats or Whiners (which covers a lot of stuff).
5. You have to be a guy, over the age of, say, 40 << ---- NOTE THIS IS A REAL REQUIREMENT!!!

If you are into drama, whining, ragging out your team mates, blaming everyone but you, or are otherwise enamored with your precious KDR, just keep walking. You will NOT fit in here. But if you are into supporting the team, having fun, playing the objective and kicking ass, then brother, come on in, cuz you are finally HOME!
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HOW TO APPLY TO THIS PLATOON:
If you feel like this sort of a platoon fits you, then please go to our website (link is above), and click on the application tab. Fill it out, hit submit and we leaders will review. Your answers really do count. This group has become, by and large, a pretty close knit bunch of guys, and so if we think you might fit in, we will accept you. Please also note that the rules are rules. You have to abide by them or you WILL be rejected or kicked. We do not like doing that.
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OUR INSPIRATIONS:
>> CLINT THE MAN: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7X2_V60YK8
>> BILL MURRAY: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&v=ZR5yhKQo3dc&NR=1
>> OUR UNOFFICIAL ANTHEM by FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mjrf0JWcHys
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THE OFFICIAL CLAN WEBSITE:
http://getoffmylawn.enjin.com/

NOTE TO ALL MEMBERS: You are also REQUIRED to sign up and register on the above clan website for all the platoon matches, events, and clan-only stuff.

 

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