DPorkChopXpress

Age 34
Enlisted 2011-10-26
Last seen 1 week ago

Does it make you sad or angry when some big bad bully type person kills you with GUNS or EXPLOSIONS or VEHICLES in a WAR game?

Does the thought of your K/D ratio dropping .00001% keep you awake at night?

Do you firmly believe that you God's gift to Battlefield 3 and the general gaming community at large?

Do you think that the gun that just killed you is "Overpowered" and the fact that the guy who just killed you has a gun that you don't is completely unfair and you are entitled to be MVP in every match?

Do you think that any gun that you don't personally use or understand is "noobish" or for "scrubs" if it kills you over and over again in a single game?

Then this video is for you!!!

http://youtu.be/PjzlY5kB39A

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MOBILE ARTILLERY NEEDS SOME WORK https://getsatisfaction.com/battlefield3/topics... 8 months ago

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DPorkChopXpress now has access to End Game for Battlefield 3
End Game

Four new maps designed for high speed combat and action

Three new vehicles including the fast and agile dirt bikes

New dropship provides support to ground troops

Return of the classic Capture The Flag game mode
2 months ago

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DPorkChopXpress wrote a post in the forum thread Motar, makes no sense?

They weren't inaccessable you giant toolbag, all you had to do was grab your own mortar and bomb them back. Easy peasy.

4 months ago
DPorkChopXpress commented on Battle Report Panda Party ~ Keeping it KINKY! Caspian Border Conquest.

Kicked by badmins LORDxLEAD and Ghost AP3 right before the end of the game for raping them badly. W...

4 months ago

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DPorkChopXpress commented on Battle Report Panda Party ~ Keeping it KINKY! Caspian Border Conquest.

Kicked by Badmins LORDxLEAD and or Ghost AP3 right before the game ended for laying down a fat asswh...

4 months ago

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DPorkChopXpress wrote a post in the forum thread Assault Weapon ban 2013

That stupid ass question does not deserve a lengthy response. Please go die.

5 months ago
DPorkChopXpress wrote a post in the forum thread What is the attraction of Hardcore no map rounds?

Please don't bundle HCNM TDM fags with the rest of us. HCNM CQ is not even close to being all snipers all the time.

5 months ago
DPorkChopXpress wrote a post in the forum thread C4 users

^THIS +1000 internets to you good sir

5 months ago
DPorkChopXpress wrote a post in the forum thread Stop adding COD game modes to BF3

Goldeneye 007 on N64 beat Counterstrike on the gun game race by 2 years there smart guy. But thanks for playing.

5 months ago
DPorkChopXpress wrote a post in the forum thread end game teaser trailer opinions?

Looks sick so far. Dig the dirka dirka dirtbikes.

5 months ago
DPorkChopXpress wrote a post in the forum thread Attention Vehicle Whores

Sorry I can't in good concience join or be a part of any clan with a team member that has Masterchief, McLovin, or Spartan in their gamertag. ...

5 months ago