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New Bf4 Membership: EXTRA SPECIAL PREMIUM

DirkWind
US Enlisted: 2011-10-25
2013-12-30 01:01 , edited 2013-12-30 01:12 by DirkWind
Expand on your PREMIUM investment with the new:
EXTRA SPECIAL PREMIUM MEMBERSHIP

BENEFITS INCLUDE::

-Extra Special Premium ADAMANTIUM Battlepacks (including the much rumored CHUBBY GRIP and FUZZY BARREL attachments)
-500% MORE 25% XP Boosts
-New guns! The ACE-24, ACE-37, ACE 38 AND 39,ACE 39.8, ACEs 41-47, ACE 69, & the ACE 79 (basically the ACE 69 for tall people)
-Flippers and Snorkel for swimming
-Deluxe "PINK" camo for the 50 cal. marshmellow guns
-Counter-Counter Knife,Counter-Counter-Counter Knife AND COUNTER(COUNTER(COUNTER(COUNTER(COUNTER)))) Abilities
-Splash damage
-Double XP ALL THE TIME
-Exclusive "ONLY IN BATTLEFIELD" porcelain shitbucket......WITH FOLD-DOWN LID and patented "Cool-to-the Touch Technology"
-SLIM JIMS for life ....and for the shitbucket.
-Last Man In Feature---watch teammates and enemies disappear----finally play Dawnbreaker as it was meant to be played----to the end!
-X-Ray specs so you can see the enemy through the wall before he kills you through the wall
-New FIELD UPGRADE TREE: Lag, Lag More, Framerate Dip, Crash
-Second Assault DLC someday
-Solo access to the upcoming EA EPIC RELEASE Battlefield 5 (out Spring 2014---way, Way, WAAAAAAAAAAAAY before Call of Duty)


Only an additional $ 49.99*

*billed monthly for 12 months

Thanks for making it such a great Christmas for US!
Your Friends at EA
ballwimpNZ
NZ Enlisted: 2013-12-26
2013-12-30 01:04
omg the best thing ive ever heard of
QUOTE" -Exclusive "ONLY IN BATTLEFIELD" porcelain shitbucket......WITH FOLD-DOWN LID! "

me want this pack now!
Jaeger00013
US Enlisted: 2011-10-25
2013-12-30 01:14
you had me at chubby grip...MUST HAVE!!! lol
tacticalgaming.net
ll_J0N_ll
NZ Enlisted: 2012-12-24
2013-12-30 01:35
They should add extra special premium dogtags for rooftop camping assignments.
DEVanduzen
CA Enlisted: 2011-10-25
2013-12-30 01:37
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Blut_fatal
US Enlisted: 2011-10-25
2013-12-30 01:42
I want pink guns with fuzzy barrels...
rangertwozero
IE Enlisted: 2011-11-03
2013-12-30 01:45
Yep funny as fxxk
Derp_Eyed_Recon
Enlisted: 2013-10-04
2013-12-30 01:46
I would pay you $100 for that right now
saffaboy
GB Enlisted: 2011-10-28
2013-12-30 01:51
LOL good one. Sad but true!
xxx
headhuntertex
US Enlisted: 2011-10-31
2013-12-30 02:18
Best post ever.
Potatoskinman
CA Enlisted: 2012-04-24
2013-12-30 02:21
Dude I want a porcelain shitbucket
SPRAYINandPREYIN
Enlisted: 2011-11-18
2013-12-30 02:29
Ohhh, ohhh, can I charge this to my RUSH card?
UofAZCats
US Enlisted: 2011-11-03
2013-12-30 02:38
Great package. I'm sending in my first payment even though I already have an ACE 79 ;)-
Bear Down!
tgod1312
SE Enlisted: 2013-10-05
2013-12-30 03:40
I lol'd
repinseman_3lht
CA Enlisted: 2013-10-30
2013-12-30 03:46
Can you add in a bulletproof, tank shell proof, bomb proof tent for my camping brethren who sit up in the mountains? Oh sniper brethren come back to us, you don't need to hide. The objective won't hurt you D:
PTFO.....please /)*3*(\
Vas_Phnxta
NZ Enlisted: 2012-11-02
2013-12-30 03:47
-Last Man In Feature---watch teammates and enemies disappear----finally play Dawnbreaker as it was meant to be played----to the end!

=)) YaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaY !

Now i only have Premium where I finally freeze moments after watching my teammates freeze while playing Dawnbreaker
I am the great underpowered ! . . . making other people's K/D so amazing they can tell their grandchildren 40 years from now of true courage in the horrific Battlefield 4 war of 2013-2015
S3xYHiltz
US Enlisted: 2013-04-18
2013-12-30 03:55
the dawnbreaker part got me , it got me good
Vader_207
US Enlisted: 2011-10-25
2013-12-30 04:02
shut up and take my money!
battleshy
CA Enlisted: 2012-03-16
2013-12-30 04:05
I demand a solid gold shitbucket for all my shitbucket needs.
Boss_CyAn1d3
US Enlisted: 2011-12-04
2013-12-30 04:08
DirkWind said:
Expand on your PREMIUM investment with the new:
EXTRA SPECIAL PREMIUM MEMBERSHIP

BENEFITS INCLUDE::

-Extra Special Premium ADAMANTIUM Battlepacks (including the much rumored CHUBBY GRIP and FUZZY BARREL attachments)
-500% MORE 25% XP Boosts
-New guns! The ACE-24, ACE-37, ACE 38 AND 39,ACE 39.8, ACEs 41-47, ACE 69, & the ACE 79 (basically the ACE 69 for tall people)
-Flippers and Snorkel for swimming
-Deluxe "PINK" camo for the 50 cal. marshmellow guns
-Counter-Counter Knife,Counter-Counter-Counter Knife AND COUNTER(COUNTER(COUNTER(COUNTER(COUNTER)))) Abilities
-Splash damage
-Double XP ALL THE TIME
-Exclusive "ONLY IN BATTLEFIELD" porcelain shitbucket......WITH FOLD-DOWN LID and patented "Cool-to-the Touch Technology"
-SLIM JIMS for life ....and for the shitbucket.
-Last Man In Feature---watch teammates and enemies disappear----finally play Dawnbreaker as it was meant to be played----to the end!
-X-Ray specs so you can see the enemy through the wall before he kills you through the wall
-New FIELD UPGRADE TREE: Lag, Lag More, Framerate Dip, Crash
-Second Assault DLC someday
-Solo access to the upcoming EA EPIC RELEASE Battlefield 5 (out Spring 2014---way, Way, WAAAAAAAAAAAAY before Call of Duty)


Only an additional $ 49.99*

*billed monthly for 12 months

Thanks for making it such a great Christmas for US!
Your Friends at EA


you sir, are on to something. you had me at porcelain sh*tbucket and unlimited slim jims.

i would also like a magnetic toaster that shoots red hot knifes for one shot kills, it has to shoot the ACB90 as the gut hook will bring back the enemy dog tags.
"Fight well, Die with honor. Let your match be epic enough that smurfs will sing of your exploits through the halls of Metro untill the end of time." - Cyanide - I have a youtube! NOW WITH HD potato footage! - youtube.com/BossCyan1d3 - twitch.tv/cyan1d3killa
 
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