Been around the world twice, talked to everybody once.
Seen two wails fuck, Been to 3 world fairs,
and I even know a man in Thailand with a wooden Cock.
A push mower peter, more sweeter, and more completer, than any other peter pusher around..
I'm a hard bodied hairy chested, Ruttin' Tuttin' Shootin'.Parachutin' demolition double cap krimpin' Frogman.
There aint nothing i can't do, No sky to high, No sea to rough, No muff to tough.
Learned a lot of lessons in my life.
Never shoot a large caliber man with a small caliber bullet.
I drive all kinds of trucks, 2x, 4x, 6x, and those big motherfuckers that bend and go "CHHH CHHH" when you step on the brakes.
Anything in life worth doing is worth overdoing, moderation is for cowards.
I'm a lover, I'm a fighter, I'm a UGT Navy seal diver.
I'll wine dine, and intertwine. Then sneak out the back when the re-fueling is done.
So if you're feeling froggy then you better jump. because this Frogman has been there, done that, and is going back for more. Cheers boys.

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