Enlisted 2012-12-11
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What did the Nihilist Borg Say? “Existence is Futile.”

I'm from NSW. It's just south of the south of QLD and east of South Australia. Its even more east of Western Australia, which is west of NSW. Just North East of the South western NSW border.

I was recently at a symposium as part of the Neo-Assyrian Corpus Project, and Alex opened with this joke during his address on subordinate clauses in proto-semetic linguistics:

Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They Drink. They Leave.

Don't try to give the captain on the Manly ferry a gold coin, call them Charon, and ask them to carry you across the Styx. I told him I wanted a three headed dog, but he wouldn't listen.

Schroedinger’s cat walks into a bar. And it doesn’t.