Platoon rules are as follows:

1: Don't be a douche.
--Repeated douchebaggery will be punished severely with sarcastic mockery.
----Exception: It is encouraged to be a douche to non-platoon members.

2: Play the objective.
--Hanging at the corner of the map and racking K/D while we're losing objectives is being a douche (see rule #1).

3: Use your comms.
--How else will I mock you for breaking rules #1 and #2?