Welcome to the Poor Hungry Bastard's Foundation, where everything you have to say IS WRONG.

It doesn't matter what your argument is.
Your argument is invalid. It's plain and simple.
You are nothing more than a Poor Hungry Bastard.
We at the PHB can help.

If you donate, you will be reimbursed with aid.
If you stinge out, you will die a Poor Hungry Bastard.
It doesn't matter what you think you claim you are.
You're not who you think to claim to be because you think you are that which you claim to be.
It's plain and simple.
You are nothing more than a Poor Hungry Bastard...
...and we can help.

How you can help us help you, help us, help you, help you and then help you some more so that you may help us:
*Offer food to any Poor Hungry Bastard.
(One day you may be starving and someone will return the favor based upon your good deed.)
*Offer ammo for any PHB that is so dirt-dry, drier than the Founder's ex's pussy, that they are useless even playing the game. Help them be useful and then useless again, once more!
*Offer medipacks to anyone that is so low on health that the enemy may actually spot them out as Walking Death.
(May, they may spot them out but that title is held in copyright by me, the Founder. If they do spot them out with that, I'll sue them for every penny they have!)
*Give a ride to anyone may need it. Take them where they need to go. It doesn't matter where, just do it. If they need to be in the sky, drive them there. Don't know how to get there? There is a map in the corner of your screen. Pretend it is a GPS.
(Don't drive into a death trap either.)
*Laser Designate targets for guided munitions. They're Poor Hungry Bastards too!
*Spot out enemies!
*Etc., etc., etc.

If you don't cheat and play legitimately, the PHB is for you.
If you don't cheat but play amazingly, the PHB is for you.
If you don't cheat but like hearing kids rage at you for cheating, the PHB is for you.
If you don't cheat but want to cheat, the PHB is for you.
If you do cheat but don't want to cheat, the PHB is for you.
If do you cheat and like hearing kids rage at you, the PHB is for you.
If you're an alcoholic, the PHB is for you.
If you like DICE, the PHB is for you.
If you like playing games, the PHB is for you.
If you are some random idiot, the PHB is for you.
If you are awesome, the PHB is for you.
If you want to join a random community, the PHB is for you.
If you are some random, hungry homeless person/bastard that acquired a Laptop with BF3, the PHB is for you.
If you like Doritos, the PHB is for you.
If you hate Doritos, the PHB is for you.
If you don't want to join the PHB, the PHB is for you.
If you do want to join the PHB, the PHB probably isn't for you.
If you like helping others, the PHB is for you.
If you like getting helped, the PHB is for you.
If you like getting helped but not helping others, the PHB is for you.
If you like getting helped and rewarded for helping others, the PHB is for you.
If you love team work, the PHB is for you.
If you love women, the PHB is for you.
If you love men, the PHB isn't for you
(unless you are a female, then by all means it is for you. Do what you want, you don't need us to tell you how to live).
If you like Tacos, the PHB is for you.
If you don't care, the PHB is for you.
If you like playing Battlefield 3, the PHB is for you.
If you think Battlefield 3 is a reskinned Bad Company 2, get out of here.
If you think Battlefield 3 is nothing like Bad Company 2, the PHB is for you.
If you like destruction, the PHB is for you.
If you are a Poor Hungry Bastard, the PHB is for you.
If you matched up with any of these traits/qualities, the PHB is for you.
If you read this far, the PHB is for you.