If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score?

Winning isn't everything, it's the only thing!

The only thing I'm addicted to is winning. This bootleg cult, arrogantly referred to as Alcoholics Anonymous, reports a 5 percent success rate. My success rate is 100 percent. -Charlie Sheen

Boom, crush. Night, losers. Winning, duh.
-Charlie Sheen