Fantastic Farmers and Where to Find Them

Fantastic Famer:

• capable of 10+ k/d in any vehicle, map or game mode
• has a favourite vehicle and weapon but doesn’t rage if someone else takes it
• multiple 100col accounts
• blames themselves, not others for any deaths
• has played other battlefield titles
• knows every glitch and bug in the game
• has one perfect loadout for every vehicle and never deviates from that
• only wise admin can appreciate his benefit to the server and community in the end
• has played competitively at one stage
• often plays with friends revive training
• has several 100 service stars dogtags unlocked
• over 60 ping is unplayable
• under 120fps is unplayable

shout out to this platoon: http://battlelog.battlefield.com/bf3/platoon/2955064790670401819/