Come one, come all.

If you hate the Rebel Scum, then this is the Platoon for you!

This is not a drill!

We don't decriminate against race or colour, because we all look the same under the helmets of the mighty Imerpial Storm Troopers.

Think yourself more of a Ti Fighter Pilot over a ground unit, no problem. If it's piloting AT-ATs, bring it on.

We want you! Nay, the Imperial Might wants you!

Together we can stamp out the Rebel Scum, and bring justice to the galaxy once and for all.