This is my Playstation.
There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My Playstation is my best friend. It is my life.
I must master it as I must master my life.
My Playstation, without me, is useless.
Without my Playstation, I am useless.
I must fire my Controller true.
I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me.
I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will…
My Playstation and myself know that what counts in this war
is not the rounds we fire, the noise of our burst, nor the smoke we make.
We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit…
My Playstation is human, even as I, because it is my life.
Thus, I will learn it as a brother.
I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its Controller and its Headset.
I will ever guard it against the ravages of electric inequalities and damage.
I will keep my Playstation clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready.
We become part of each other. We will…
Before Kazuo Hirai I swear this creed.
My Playstation and myself are the defenders of my clan.
We are the masters of my enemy.
We are the saviors of my life.
So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace!