Do you play like a Bawss? Enjoy shitting on Debra's tank? Like faxing C4's? Backstabbing blurc*cks?

Its a platoon for bawsses!
Platoon Song:

Talk to to corporate (like a bawss) Approve memos (like a bawss) Lead a workshop (like a bawss) Remember birthdays (like a boss) Direct workflow (like a bawss) My own bathroom (like a bawss) Micromanage (like a boss) Promote Synergy (like a bawss) Hit on Debra (like a bawss) Get rejected (like a bawss) Turn into a jet (like a bawss) Bomb the Russians (like a bawss) Crash into the sun (like a bawss) Now you're dead (like a bawss)




Remember after you've just BAWSSed an unlock-buying, shortcut-taking, lazy level 2 newbie to remind him who's da BAWSS!

In This Platoon... EVERYONE is a BAWSS!