IMPORTANT NOTE; ALWAYS USE THE PDW-R CAUSE BEST GUN. ABUSE ITS OP-NESS!!!

MANATORY REQUIREMENTS FOR MEMBERSHIP:
1- MUST HAVE MIC FOR COMMUNICATION/BROADCASTING YOUR RAGE TO SQUADMATES
2- BE ABLE TO EAT 12X SCOPES AND POOP AMMO BOXES
3- MUST BE ABLE TO DESTROY STATIONARY AA
4- GIVE GREAT BROJOBS (THERE WILL BE TESTS)
5- HAVE ACTUAL REAL LIFE EXPERIENCE FIGHTING DINOSAURS
6- ABLE TO BROFIST ON DEMAND
7- ABILITY TO MERCILESSLY HUNT DOWN RECON PLAYERS
8- AND MORTAR GUYS
9- ABLE TO REVIVE KARIZMA( YOUR ONLY PURPOSE ON THE TEAM)
10-MAINTAIN A CALM AND COLLECTED MANNER WHEN KILLED CONTINUALLY WITH A USAS
11-EXPERIENCED IN VENOM REPAIR DUTIES
12-KNOWLEDGE OF OPTIMAL C4 PLACEMENT ON FRIENDLY VEHICLES
13-SCREW YOU METRO 24/7 IS A GREAT MAP ROTATION
14-MUST ONLY LISTEN TO KPOP
15-TEAMWORK MUST BE IN YOUR HEART AND SOUL, IT MUST SPEW FROM YOUR EVERY ORIFICE WHEN BASKING IN THE GLORY OF VICTORY
16-I MISSED IT EARLIER IDGAF
17-C4 ALL DAY ERRY DAY
18-MUST HAVE AN ASIAN FETISH
19-MOKE SWEED EVERYDAY

ARMOR REQUIREMENTS:
1- MUST BE ABLE TO SPREAD BUTTER ON TANK WITH YOUR KNIFE
2- NEVER GET KILLED BY C4. EVER
3- STACK YOUR TANK WITH A MINIMUM OF ALL YOUR TEAM IN EVERY PUB
4- MUST BE ABLE TO PIXEL AIM ANY VEHICLE SPAWN
5- ABLE TO DRIFT TANK 360 DEGREES AND NOSCOPE JETS
6- HAVE EXPERIENCE DRIVING THE LAV ON ALL TERRAINS (EARTH, WATER AND SPACE)
7- ABLE TO MACGYVER A TANK WITH A TOOTHPICK, 3 RUBBER BANDS, AND A TUBE SOCK
8- GUNNERS MUST SHOOT NON-STOP
9- TANK SNIPE AC-130
10-TAKE OUT TANK WITH A HOLY HAND GRENADE
11-USE AT MINES AS FRISBEES
12-SQUEALING LIKE A LITTLE GIRL AFTER TANK SNIPING A JET IS NOT ALLOWED
13-RUN OVER JIHAD JEEPS WITH IMPUNITY
14-WHY ARE SO MANY PEOPLE SO TERRIBLE WITH THE AMTRAC, SERIOUSLY IT'S LITERALLY MADE TO GET SHOT WITH ROCKETS
15-IT IS SPELLED ARMOR BECAUSE MURRIKA

INFANTRY REQUIREMENTS:
1- NEVER PLAY ANY KIT OTHER THAN MEDIC AND C4
2- NEVER LET ANY MEMBER OF vFv DIE. EVERYONE MUST BE REVIVED
3- NEVER USE A WEAPON WITH LESS THAN 700 ROUNDS PER MINUTE
4- M16 IS NOT GLITCHED
5- KOBRA SIGHT AND HEAVY BARREL ON ALL YOUR WEAPONS
6- ONLY SIDEARMS PERMITTED ARE MP412 REX AND 93R
7- MUST ALWAYS BE ON A MEDKIT
8- BUNNY HOP MOAR. IT'S NEVER ENOUGH
9- MUST USE MOUSE AND KEYBOARD WITH AIM ASSIST
10-RIGHT CLICK FER DAYS
11-MUST ONLY PLAY METRO, BAZAAR, AND SIENE, BUT MOSTLY METRO
12-MUST RESET STATS IF YOUR K/D IS EVER BELOW 5 AND SPM IS IN TRIPLE DIGITS
13-TOP WEAPON IS DEFIBRILLATOR

HELICOPTER REQUIREMENTS:
1- THE KEY TO WINNING IS TO SHOOT JETS WITH HEATSEEKERS AT THE TOP OF THE FLIGHT CEILING
2- NEVER GET JET RAMMED
3- RAM JETS WITH HELICOPTER BECAUSE YOLO
4- MUST HAVE A MINIMUM OF 3 PLAYERS REPAIRING LITTLE BIRD AT ALL TIME
5- STINGERS HAVE NO PLACE IN THE GAME. INFANTRY MUST USE SKILL TO SHOOT ROCKETS BLINDLY AT HELICOPTERS. TOTALLY SERIOUS.
6- CRY ABOUT BELOW RADAR NOT WORKING
7- MUST HAVE ALL 3 HELICOPTERS WHEN PLAYING CANALS
8- MUST BRAG ABOUT YOUR SKILLS ON BATTLELOG AFTER BASERAPING ON CANALS
9- NEVER MISS A TV MISSILE
10-MUST FLY SO FAR AWAY THAT THERMALS DON'T WORK
11-ABLE TO FLY UPSIDE DOWN
12-ALWAYS PLAY RIDE OF THE VALKYRIES OVER VOIP WHEN FLYING VENOM
13-PRIORITIZE BOATS AND JEEPS OVER ANY OTHER TARGET
14-NEVER GET HIT BY RPG OR SMAW

JET REQUIREMENTS:
1- MUST PULL 12G TURNS IN GUNSHIP
2- MUST BE ABLE TO WIN A DOGFIGHT AGAINST A HORNET IN F35
3- CAN LAND AND TAKE OFF JET UPSIDE DOWN
4- BEAMSCANNING ROCKET PODS. USE IT
5- EXTINGUISHER IS ALSO RECOMMENDED. AND BY RECOMMENDED, I MEAN MANDATORY
6- ALWAYS SLOW DOWN TO A STALL IN A DOGFIGHT
7- FLY BELOW RADAR AND DUMP ECM. THEY'LL NEVER SEE YOU COMING
8- HAVE MORE JET KILLS THAN JAMAICA
9- PLAY KHARG RUSH 24/7
10-JETS ARE FOR CLOSE AIR SUPPORT, NOT DOGFIGHTING
11-370 IS BEST TURN SPEED
12-MUST BE CIRCLEMASTER GENERAL
13-ALWAYS BAIL OUT OF JET
14-FAP TO ACE COMBAT
15-MUST BE ABLE TO KILL HAIMELIK IN A DOGFIGHT WITH LANDING GEAR DOWN
16-MUST ONLY FLY ON WOMBO
17-ABLE TO TAKE HITS FROM ROCKETS AND NOT EXPLODE
18-ABLE TO BEAT NERDKILLER IN 1V1 WITH ROCKET PODS

CLAN RULES:
1- BLAME YOUR TEAM FOR EVERYTHING
2- IT IS NEVER YOUR FAULT
3- 12X SCOPE IS STRICLTY BANNED, NO EXCEPTIONS
4- USE OF THE CLAYMORE RESULTS IN A PERMABAN
5- AND ALSO WE'LL SAY MEAN THINGS BEHIND YOUR BACK
6- SCORING HIGHER THAN HOSTILE IS A PERMABAN
7- RACISM IS PUNISHABLE WITH A THUMBS UP
8- ALSO THERE ARE SOME OTHER RULES I WON'T WRITE DOWN
9- ROCK AND ROLL ALL NIGHT AND C4 EVERY DAY
14- M230. NO.
15- EVERYONE IS A LEADER BECAUSE YOLO


IMPORTANT CLAN MATCH RULES-
THE FOLLOWING WEAPONS ARE ALLOWED IN CLAN MATCHES:
- C4

THE FOLLOWING WEAPONS ARE NOT ALLOWED IN CLAN MATCHES:
- NOT C4