Once upon a time there was a prince, who asked a beautiful princess to marry him: “Will you be my wife?”
And she said: “...no.”
And so he lived happily ever after, he went fishing and hunting, met his friends every single day, drunk helluva lot of beer, got wasted, played golf, threw socks all over the place, fucked maids, girls next door, sang in a shower, farted, burped loudly and scratched his balls anytime he wanted.
The end.