Hey look buddy, we're engineers, that means we solve problems.

Not problems like 'What is beauty?', because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy.

We solve practical problems.

For instance...How are we going to stop some big mean mother hubbard from tearing us a structurally superfluous new behind?

The answer...

Use a gun. And if that don't work... use more gun.