ONLY THE RUFFEST OF THE RUFF! THE TUFFEST OF THE TUFF!
AND THE MADDEST OF THE DAWGS WILL
QUALIFY FOR THIS PLATOON OF CHAMPIONS!
HOORAH! ROCK THIS FUCKING SHIT!

If you are a true Descendant of the wolf spirit from before the first human being was born... you will have to...
RAIN ENOUGH SHIT UPON ALL EXISTENCE!
to be considered.

Smoke like a Pornstar, Drink like a hobo!
hoorah woohah booyah WAHOOOO!