Do you have facial hair? Are you proud to be manly? Can dead birds still fly if you throw them?

If so, welcome aboard!
Bearded Beards has been founded on the grounds of being a family, not a platoon.
Once a bear, you will share victory and defeat, but with your fellow bears.
Blood will be shed, tears will be cried, and when the bears arrive, beer will be drunk.

Bearded Bears unite! Hoorah!