We like to Neuken in de Keuken

...this is, of course, a reasonably comfortable position. Like the fetal position, you’re getting nice and cozy, and you can let out a quick sigh. However, the problems that go along with this position are, as always, in abundance.

The first problem is that your legs are stretched out, and you have nowhere to go to pull yourself up, so you’re just there for the duration, stuck under the pelvis and hanging on for dear life. Because your shoulders are bent to the side, you cannot reach your c*****.