This is Richard Suckermurg. Richard is a cat. A special cat. He has Down Syndrome. Richard has anger issues and wrestles with Grizzly bears in space, as an obese king with asthma and ADD watches the match. This is all true, not one word is a lie. I swear this on a stack of bibles.

Titty Sprinkles.

"HELLO FELLAS. ROSES ARE RED, VIOLENCE IS TOO, POEMS ARE HARD, MICROWAVE."

~Richard Suckermurg