Bodaggit

A tear-drop shaped piece of feces which dangles from the rectum while defecating.
To knock it off you must rock back and forth and from cheek to cheek to dislodge it from your sphincter.

1. Uncle Rico-"Get off me you BODAGGIT!"
2. "Damn fool died hitting his head on the stall door while trying to rock a bodaggit."