Enlisted 2012-07-10
Latest login 8 years ago

The most ultimate song about being a Russian:

What the hell did you just say about me, you little сука? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the VDV, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the USA, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in airborne warfare and I’m the top desantnik in the entire Russian Army. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the f**k out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. So you think that you can get away with saying that s**t to me over the Internet? Think again, comrade. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Russia and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, m8. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re freaking done, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Uuuraaaaa.