"If you aren't close enough to be in danger, you aren't close enough to be a danger."
"The blast radius of a hand grenade is always one foot greater than your jumping range."
"Teamwork is essential; it gives the enemy other people to shoot at."
"Every victory is a true reflection of your skill and every defeat is your teammates'/lag's fault."

My montage:
https://youtu.be/QZZUbHPuF_k