This platoon was created from the "foundations of foul play" within the 4 sound-proofed walls of Operation Metro's white van.

We welcome all who condone bare cheek shenanigans within a confined space, albeit within the public domain.

Should you wish to challenge those at Red Ravin you must abide by this strictly enforced code of practice: "Should we who challenge you, The R.R., fail in our assault on your domain (namely, said white van on any level within which one is contained) must endure the lasting evil torture within those four walls of hell".

Motto: There ain't no party like a White-Van party.