Do you want to be the most bad ass of all breakfast people!? Are you sick and tired of your cheerios tasting like shit? Do you dream of drizzling honey on them in sloooow motion with a golden filter? hhhmmmm my god so sexy.....these cheerios are now irresistibly hot.....so hot you're sweating thinking about just how god damned sexy they are!!



You should just F**king join already honestly.


Our motto: These cheerios are so damn sexy your poops will even look delicious. (So gross I know.....but so damn sexy those sexy cheerios are)

FUCK FRUIT LOOPS (JK I love those) FUCK TRIX