We are the YoMa's! We kill all day.. We Snipe all day.. We feast on the souls of those we take down.. We hunt on those souls who desecrate our K/D ratio.. We won't go down without a fight!


Etiquette in a nutshell

Never break an engagement when one is made, whether of a business or social nature. If you are compelled to do so, make an immediate apology either by note or in person.

Be punctual as to time, precise as to payment, honest and thoughtful in all your transactions, whether with rich or poor.

Never look over the shoulder of one who is reading, or intrude yourself into a conversation in which you are not invited or expected to take part.

Tell the truth at all times and in all places. It is better to have a reputation for truthfulness than one for wit, wisdom, or brilliancy.

Avoid making personal comments regarding a person’s dress, manners, or habits. Be sure you are all right in these respects, and you will find that you have quite enough to attend to.

Always be thoughtful regarding the comfort and pleasure of others. Give the best seat in your room to a lady, an aged person, or an invalid.

Ask no questions about the affairs of your friend unless he wants your advice. Then he will tell you all he desires to have you know.

A true lady or gentleman, one who is worthy of the name, will never disparage one of the other sex by word or deed.

Always remember that a book that has been loaned to you is not yours to loan to another.

Mention your wife or your husband with the greatest respect, even in your most familiar references.

If you have calls to make, see that you attend to them punctually. Your friends may reasonably think you slight them when you fail to do so.

Be neat and careful in your dress, but take care not to overdress. The fop is almost as much as an abomination as the slovenly man.

If wine or liquors are used on your table or in your presence, never urge others to use them against their own inclinations.


and for some jokes:


YO MAMA is so STUPID, she thought that XBOX LIVE! was a CONCERT!!

YO MAMA is so STUPID, she tried to put her M&M's in ALPHABETICAL ORDER!!

YO MAMA is so STUPID, she hears it's CHILLY outside so she GETS A BOWL!!

YO MAMA is so STUPID, she put LIPSTICK ON HER FOREHEAD, cuz she was trying to MAKEUP HER MIND!!

YO MAMA is so STUPID, she thinks a QUARTERBACK is a REFUND!!

YO MAMA is so STUPID, she thought BOYZ II MEN was a DAY CARE CENTER!!

YO MAMA is so STUPID, she thinks TACO BELL is a MEXICAN PHONE COMPANY!!

YO MAMA is so POOR, she can't afford to PAY ATTENTION!!

YO MAMA is so POOR, she has the DUCKS THROW BREAD AT HER!!