This platoon was founded in the sake of trolling, noobmanship and professionalism in call of duty.
You know why you're here.

We go by a few rules:-

1. Troll.
2. Spray Guns.
3. Wank.
4. Use M26 Dart.
5. Shotguns must be the most used weapons.
6. T-Bag Colonel 100's.
7. When using a mic, give out incorrect intel and send team running to places for no reason.
8. Play hardcore and shoot and teammates but don't kill them, this makes it easier for the enemy.
9. Fly the transport helicopter with passengers straight into the water or make the best crash possible.
10. Kamikaze jets and other aircrafts.
11. Always block doorways.
12. Flash laser/tactical lights on friendly faces.
13. Use glitches and bugs to the extreme.
14. Spawn Camp.
15. Set down random claymores.
16. Instead of going for a melee kill, use a C4.
17. Disrespect other platoons.
18. T-Bag server admins.
19. Pretend you're arming/disarming the charge but just let it go at the last second.
20. Use jeeps to roadkill friendlies.
21. Spoil the best kill streaks by teammates or opponents.
22. Get hate mails.
23. Shoot any teammate trying to flank the enemy and call him a cheater.
24. Use jets to get to one flag.
25. Always steal enemy vehicles.
26. Use semi-auto snipers against bolt-action snipers.
27. Send friend request to pros and ask them if they have space for one more n00b in their friend list.
28. Ask random clans if you can join them and get into one of their clan matches to fuck it up.
29. When you see a teammate hiding from an enemy, shoot like a motherf*cker and give away his position. For best results use an LMG with Extended mags.
30. Ask f*cked up questions to the pros like, which way should the claymore be facing what how can you get a headshot at long range using a shotgun. Ask them, what are the best attachments for USAS-12 or FAMAS.
31. When you join a server with a pro clan playing in it, change your clan tags to same as theirs and give away their position to the enemy.
32. When the enemy comes to plant the charge in rush, use the mortar and smoke up the place making it easy for them.
33. Engineers must spam rockets and kill with repair torch.
34. Don't even f*cking revive anyone. Don't do it.

Above all else, Never PTFO yet be hated for what you are.

Blood Pack Elite are our ONLY allies and they are good wankers, just like us. You will respect them and wank with them if necessary. Things should always be sticky within us.
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