Cheesus, I know we don't know each other very well...
But I just find myself thinking about you day after day. When I'm at home and no one's around I sometimes imagine
how our lives would be together.

I find myself thinking about your thick, oozing, yellow goodness.
I wonder whether you are tasty, blue, cheddar, cheshire, or that plastic, prosthetic pretend cheese.

What I'm really trying to say, Cheesus, is I want you.
I want to put you between two pieces of bread and just bite into your delicious sweetness, maybe open a jar of
nutella and cry happy tears as I reminiscence about your deliciousness,
before sinking into a sudden and overwhelming melancholy as I realise that you're gone forever.

I'm sorry if I sound cheesy right now, I mean Cheesus Christ, I must sound so Swiss, I'm making
such an asiago of myself. I'm such a butte head.
I love you Cheesus, and you cheddar believe it.
You must be thinking "Yahoo Serious?" right about now, but I just can't help myself, simply the thought of you makes
me So_Aqua_Fresh.
ARGGHHHH! You drive me nutz01, I'm feeling so ErrkD it's just ScaRy7! You make
me so hot I'm just BiGGGGGRED like a WildB0ar.
Come on Cheesus, lets getjiggy. I can't handle these syMptomNZ.
You're just such an 1talianstallion, all I need is for you to 1nspectmygadget.

I know that I can't be the only one to have these feelings. I know that there are others,
possibly hundreds, thousands of others who share these feelings.
So here we are, I present to you, the "I love Cheesus_00!!!!" platoon.
I was going to call it "The Platoon for the overwhelming appreciation of Cheesus_00 and
all his delicious sweetness society", however this unfortunately exceeded the character limit.

We love Cheesus, and you cheddar believe it.