Ron Swanson Appreciation Platoon

Are you tough as nails? Would you rather sleep on a bed of pine needles than a mattress?
Do you find video games pointless and shopping malls stupid?
Do you march to the beat of your own drummer? Did you make the drum yourself?
If so, you might just have what it takes to be a Swanson.
Pawnee’s most hardcore outdoor club starts today.

Boys and girls welcome.