We're not here to look fancy. We're not here to talk shit. We're not here to brag. We're here to play the game. We're here to enjoy each other's company. We're here to kick ass. Simple as that.

PLATOON MOTTO: "Don't mind me, just derpin' in the woods."

RULES:

1) We've got nothing against language. Understand that things are said in the heat of the moment that don't always reflect the true nature of the person saying them. If you're not cool with something that's said, just let the group know. If someone tells you what you said wasn't cool, be a bro and watch what you say. Be careful with your use of any remarks related to race, gender, or sexual preference. But if everyone says it's alright, let 'em loose!

2) Don't use "bitch" weapons. This game has it's bugs and more arise after every patch. Don't use any glitched or blatantly overpowered weapons without a good reason (last resort, or you just need the dog tags, etc.)

3) Don't be afraid to join or start a party and invite our members. The goal is to get everyone comfortable with each other. If you know we have a new member, invite them to tag along and make them feel welcome.

4) If you know someone's having a rough day, do your best to lighten the mood. If you're having a rough day, try not to rage and keep a level head. Mood is contagious, and people don't play well when they're pissed. As long as everyone's laughing and having a good time, we'll all enjoy the game more.

5) Don't be a dick. simple as that. Follow the rules of the server you're on. Don't start arguments or fights with other members or people on servers. Don't perpetuate them either. That just makes you and the entire platoon look like a bag of douchies. No bueno.


All in all, be happy with yourself, your friends, your platoon, and your game. We're here to kick back and have fun, SO GET TO IT!

PLATOON FORUM POST (bump when you can or feel bored): http://battlelog.battlefield.com/bf3/forum/threadview/2832654489806557007/



OFFICIAL MERP PLATOON SERVERS:
-"Derping in the woods [MERP] "
-"Universal Fun House - [insert game mode here] 24/7 Great Maps 100% - MERP" (game modes subject to change)

(Search MERP in the server browser and all of our servers will appear!)


We'll be having some practices for those players who would like to better themselves and/or take part in competitive play against other platoons!

Here's what the schedule's going to look like:
-Tuesdays or Weds. (depending on how many people we can get) @ 8pm EST/5pm PST

-Fridays @ 8pm EST/5pm PST

- Scrimmages and Make-up/review practice sessions on Saturdays or Sundays.

MERPcomp

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