Fight for the Coz! Kill in the Huxtable name! We will eat hoagies and drink orange soda whenever we like, and no nagging lawyer wife is gonna tell us otherwise! I'm the doctor here! No longer wi-- excuse me, I'm being paged to the hospital for a delivery. Where's my sweater?!

You don't have to be a blood Huxtable to join the Coz, but it wouldn't hurt to marry one of my many daughters. I have one son, but he has dyslexia. No Elvins allowed!!!