This is the DooS platoon

==About us==
-We like cuddling and long walks on the beach.
-We only listen to Cher and The Beatles.
-We each have above average pole dancing skills.

==FAQ==
Q: What do I do to join DooS?
A: Get invited. (We may request a pole dance audition to show us your skills)

Q: Why is DooS awesome?
A: No one in DooS is obligated to do anything.

Q: Does DooS have a theme song?
A: It depends on whether or not Cher agrees to sing our song.

==Current Members==
1. Corvus007140: The DooS that has tried to have intercourse with the entire platoon, often ending in GhosT007140 punching the shit out of him.

2. GhosT007140: The DooS that plays BF3 at 40fps and sucks at aiming.

3. CracklingAnus: The DooS that let's Corvus007140 feel like a man.

4. DooSNaudE777: The DooS that always steals your kill leaving you with a 99 kill assist!

5.DooSDeWiT777: The original DooS. No one knows much about this DooS, just that he hacks in BF3, Fifa, CS and Manopaly!

DooS for life...or you know, whatever.