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This is the platoon page for the one and only rational team of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea.

There will be order in this platoon.

The founding fathers of this Great Kimdom are -MIOMACHINE- and minionmobster, but we will only act as puppeteers. You, the puppets, are the farce of this nation and will do all the fighting on the ground (or up in the air). If you are not prepared for the hate mail, then this platoon is not for you.

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We are currently conscripting comrades, but please be aware that your 'decision' to join is irreversible.
We don't believe in K/D ratios and SPM as a measure of skill, so we set no such minimum requirements.
All we ask is that you have at least one SOFLAM kill.
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We are looking for expert level EOD bot drivers and MAV pilots. We have battle tested various strategies and have concluded that comrades with these skills are invaluable to the war effort.
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We are also in the midst of putting together a QRF. These teams will consist of three extremely lethal comrades who will take control of the skid loader whenever available. The aim is to convert it into a mobile anti-air and an undetectable C4 dispensing vehicle. A celebratory run around the skid loader whilst spraying your AKs into the air is mandatory after every kill.