[TEA] TEA

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Website: www.nukad-di-masala-chaai.com • Created: 2014-07-30
Rank
1

8,004 / 11,000

Score
18,004
Skill
372
K/D
2.110
Time
9h 42m
We are a hippie cult who believe playing BF4 with a premium account is the birthright of every BF player to grace the dingy hallways of locker,sewer pipes in Caspian border.

The clan is governed by the following guidelines.

(a) D/K ratio (deaths to kills ratio)
(b) skilled or unskilled doesn't matter.
(c) noob or a b**b we do not give any sh*t.
(d) whether you are a noob,b**b,wannabe leader,*real* leader,leader ka chamcha,founder,founder ka bhai - you are welcome.
(e) whether you are red,green,yellow or purple in colour - like they say a "rainbow nation" - we are a rainbow clan.
(f) No discrimination on the basis of your IQ - morons to geniuses - all are welcome.

For all our members we also provide.
(a) 4 bottle vodka
(b) free razer deathadder - so that people do not have a cheat others of their hard earned money.
(c) SSD - for the amazing load times.
(d) cards for the good times sake (not the drink).
(e) future proof processors for watching ***** in 4k.
(f) we do not ask for aadhar card or passport or PAN (tax frauds,lawyers and priests can also join)

Note : sorry we do not process immigration here - you have to contact the bureau of immigration for upgradation of your illegal status.

**update*
- we also provide free upgrade to premium account all legit from Botswana.

Sounds like all fun right ?
Don't be so uptight
We don't care if you do not aim down sight.
Join our clan and become bright.
For we don't care if you lose a fight.

so why stick to your clan? come join us.

- your friendly neighbourhood hippies.

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GuY's Can we Have Scrim//////////
9 years ago • 0 Like
Need some Earl Grey...
9 years ago • 0 Like
i'm an TEA addict please add me!!
9 years ago • 0 Like
this is prob one of the best platoon presentation evarrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!
10 years ago • 0 Like
plz also add me in this awesome clan... plz plz plz..
10 years ago • 1 Like
dont be a nub. leave a platoon and then apply here. u r already in 3 platoons.
10 years ago
me too.
10 years ago
Add me i got Aadhaar Card
10 years ago • 0 Like
Ranked 1 ... wowwwwwwwww :P
10 years ago • 0 Like
WE ACCEPT ANY TYPE OF CHALLENGES.......
10 years ago • 2 likes
scrim with the hobos from the next block,anyone game for it?
10 years ago • 5 likes