Everyday millions of people log onto the battlefield and look to those individuals who are of the caliber to shoot them in the face. As a Shoot thy Face Clan member, it is your job ney responsibility to shoot thy face. To reach down and relieve the burden of oppression caused by life and to give hundreds of children the pleasure of being shot in the face. To take those who are suffering from a lack of deaths and relieve them by shooting them in the face. To rid the battlefield world of living breathing soldiers who lack bullet holes in thy faces.

If you have the skill set to help alleviate this growing battlefield pandemic simply apply and help those souls in need of being shot in the face.

This public service announcement was paid for by the Shoot the Face clinic See a representative in your area for more details.